Too Far, too much, hah!

Good day Pedicabbies!

It has occurred to me that I haven't contributed in awhile. In perusing the latest spring commentary about 'cabbin, a few things have come to me.

Well, the time to get angry about uninsured drivers is over...for now. LETS MOVE ON!

Ding...Ding...Ding...Ding...

What is a good night of pedicabbing? For my 4 years doing this job, I have seen countless types, maneuvers, and drivers all try to figure out what it is that attracts them to the streets. I think about my experiences, and it seems that the one job that has been steady for me in the last for years is riding a pedicab! I have done it full time, part time, and seasonally, and had a foray into establishing the highest pedicab company in north america. It must be said that drivers come and go. They start and stop for a variety of reasons. Continue riding.

Why do I come back? It has to do with the kooky cycling mind that you can see on http://www.sheldonbrown.com. RIP, Sheldon.

I get out there and approach whomever I can who I think I can get into my cab. I have been turned down, rejected, and even laughed at. The secret, whether you like it or not, pedicab success comes from inside, with a crazy pair of legs, and a bit of a self-gratifying tendency to hustle. My secret: get as many rides as possible.

It doesn't matter (oh, it actually does, but for sales philosophy sake) if they pay you. It matters in the all important quotient of jealousy of other drivers. Not to distrust, but other drivers or people do not know if you are charging or willfully giving out Karma. Think about it. Truthfully, the weather, the cold, the rain, the snow, it wears a person. Just ask the Peloton of the Tour of California. If you love it, it isn't suffering, right?

Are you motivated by money? By fun? By the intoxicating and smelly downtown streets? All of the above are valid reasons.

How far? Hell, I will use the standard "If you pay me $50, I'll drive you in my car, to where you need to go." I have seen this work, and the driver collected $60. Out here, anything is possible. Everyone wants a story. Would I take someone 5 miles away? Sure. Price is crucial in this transaction.

You must negotiate price, and be ready for some heavy spinning. Do what you think you can handle. The customer will not know the difference unless they have pedicabbed before. To us, we are the few. We are cyclists, gluttons for punishment, but albeit, fit to the bone. And we can negotiate. But negotiate on price. What you do as your habits are up to you. Just don't ruin it for the rest of us.

I SAID SPINNING, NOT PETTING! Sex is a strange motivator, lets me honest. However, being invited to party, do shots, or go and hang out; it doesn't matter. It is my choice to stop. But, most sexual commentary is a part of the job. Really, I turn it down as puffery. I have yet to meet my perfect wife on the pedicab streets. Come to think about it, I have lost 3 relationships because of this job. Nothing I did, I assure you. I just happen to love bikes.

I have to say, publicly, that the urban velo article captures pedicabbery. It is more than a job. It is an extension of freedom, cycling, hard work, ear-to-the-ground socializing and a great study in human behavior. A strange mix of self-sales, bouncer, EMT, minister, bartender, cowboy, an undercover police officer, a marketing guru, and proclaimed superman. Not to mention a bit of a gambler. Trust me, superman, or woman is what being in the saddle is all about.

I propose the establishment of a pedicab cycling team. Cycling season has started. Riding a cab is some of the finest interval training one can get. Better than riding a 55X12 track bike. I am working on getting a track bike, but what beats the pedicab?

I am notorious for wanting to race whenever I get in the saddle. Anyone have any thoughts about a jersey? I think a nationwide presence of pedicab representation would be great! I have raced in Minnesota and Colorado, under the auspices of Mountain pedicab company, AKA Team Pedicab. With cycling season starting, for those interested in road racing, track racing, mountain bike, off-road triathlons, or really just the prospect of establishing a pedicab race at some point, I want a team. We are capable of such a thing.

This is what I can come up with right now. I bid the with happy cycling, and the prospect of a non-snow covered street, and non-existent slush.

Arigato.

beefsteak.